March 2012
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me: ahhh time for some sleep
blankets: wait i'm sorry i forgot to bunch up around your torso i know how you like your feet ice cold
legs: would now be the time to thrash violently i think yes
brain: let's review some repressed childhood memories for da lulz
stomach: let me just hurt for an hour
arm: i'm falling asleep now bye
bladder: suddenly i'm full wow how'd that happen
bowels: you have to poop real bad here have some farts
pet: your face is comfy
me: fuck
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Don't mess with me when I'm eating or else... →
kimmyluvsushi:
what a funny blog
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The Hunger Games
Rated PG-13 For intense violent thematic material and disturbing images – all involving teens.
“I was on the set for Rue’s death. The scene is so key, not only because of it’t...”
– Suzanne Collins on Rue’s death. (via morphlingg)
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
When your crush calls you cute.
kimmyluvsushi:
GIRL’S REACTION:
GUY’S REACTION:
My Reaction:
that was a nice dream…
Me Studying or Doing Homework for School
1 minute later
5 minutes later
10 minutes later
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Tumblr is full of clothes you can’t wear, food you...
tee-nah-kim:
When I hear something clever I think of Tumblr...
itotallyrelate:
February 2012
TRUE DAT ;o
breadinhotchocolate:
catnus:
Tomorrow is March.
Tomorrow.
Is.
March.
Actually TODAY IS MARCH where I am I can’t even believe this right now sdfhsdgkjsgekfsgkoefksdgj
TOMORROW IS MARCH xO
HP Fandom: Oh no...
Twilight Fandom: What??
1D Fandom: Its happened again...
Sherlock Fandom: Oh fuck here we go.
THG Fandom: NEW FUCKING TRAILER HOLY SHIT FJDKSLAJFKDSL BREAD SCENE OMG BREAD SCENE HOLY FJDSKALJFDSLA IM DEAD, IM SOBBING UGLY SOBS, WHY AM I SO DAMN UGLY DAMN SOBS OMG THE NEW TRAILER I CANT MY HEART MY HEART I CANT SOMEONE HOLD ME PLEASE IM SHAKING AND I CANT IM ABOUT TO FJDKLA...
*THG Fandom explodes and everyone dies*
When my mom yells at me: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
When I was 5:
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Now:
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TRUE DAT ;o
chroniclesofpanem:
You only live once…unless you’re Buttercup.
